1. Behold, the Crimson Tide

    I woke up this morning in a hot sweat with a maxi pad full of warm, gooey, ruby red blood.

    To be honest, I felt pretty fucking badass.

     

  2. Bryn Mawr College Back in Session!

    Hey, fellow Mawrtyr Tumblrinas!

    Welcome home!

    I’ll be one of your resident campus ghosts this year. Look for me at brunch on Sunday.

    Hugs and kisses to all of you!

    The Green Owl

     

  3. Relationship Non-Woes

    And then there’s that moment when your sweetheart turns to you and says, “I’ll be your warm, calm center of cuddles and affection if you’ll be my sherpa, keeping our asses alive and on track, as we climb this mountainy love-thing.”

    Then you kiss and high-five each other and keep on doing the relationship thing, which consists of walking up into each and every joint, all:

    And oh-so casually announce:

    This is why I love that man.

     

  4. tattootherevolution:

    glintglimmergleam:

    what it basically boils down to is this:

    maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”

    or maybe, just maybe

    you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.

    forever reblog. 

    Amen.

    (via utterlyfubar)

     

  5. Fight the dead. Fear the living.

    Fear the living.

    Especially this dumbfuck who screws everything up.

    Rick Grimes.

    Useless as tits on a boar.

    (Source: sassy-but-fab, via thereadersmuse)

     

  6. shuckl:

    starrysleeper:

    get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

    geekishchic:

    volouminous:

    You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

     You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

    You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

    You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

    you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

    You can have respect for yourself, your heart, your mind, and your body, and still fuck anyone you fancy.

    (via addictedtoflatteryandlemoncakes)

     
  7. athleticsistas:

    Precious Adams

    Prix de Lausanne 2014

    The Sleeping Beauty - Aurora

    Her limbs are so long and beautiful, it makes me a little misty-eyed.

    (Source: adayofballet, via samanthathebookworm)

     
  8. persnicketyqueerprincess:

    Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

    I get this bullshit all the time.

    (via samanthathebookworm)

     

  9. revengeance:

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    Awww, shit, son.

    I had a rad time yesterday watching someone else play the NES Legend of Zelda game.

    You see, I cannot play this game. I suck at it. But the guy who was playing it kicked ass.

    So it was liked I was kicking ass, too.

    Sort of like going to a sporting event, I suppose.

    Anyway, I like watching skilled people do their thing.

    And if playing video games is one of your skills….

    ROCK ON WI’ YO’ BAD SELF!

    (via captain-meowica)

     
  10. This is why I love the Falcon.

    This badass “hell yeah, I will grant you sanctuary / mi casa es tu casa / why don’t y’all come in, rest up, and then we’ll have breakfast because it’s the best way to start the day before we go fuck up some goddamn dumbass Hydra motherfuckers!” superhero.

    Seriously, I genuinely cried during this moment.

    (Source: tonysassy, via shipperwolf1)