1. I Talk About People Behind Their Backs

    And then I tell them what I said.

    It’s usually something like:

    "Your hair looked fantastic when you did that thing.”

    "How do you manage to look flawless while doing that thing?”

    "I really like how badass you were just a moment ago while dealing your life.”

    People need to know that they’re doing it right.

     

  2. h0llaween:

    yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

    Given that the length of the average minuet is approximately 4 minutes (based on my extensive YouTube research), that’s quite unimpressive.

    (via gibberishxqueen)

     
  3. kas-a:

    STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

    Can’t even spell “you’re” correctly.

    Oh yeah, baby, I’d LOVE to mate with you.

    (Source: kas-a, via gibberishxqueen)

     

  4. the-dragons-thoughts:

    Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

    Yeah, until it starts eating the neighborhood goats.

    (via moggie-fish)

     
  5. rangerkimmy:

    totemo-kawaii—ne:

    the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

    are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

    I think the pink tongue of the fat pug ties in very nicely to the lampshade, the picture frame, and the rose motif on the dishes and curtains.

    (via moggie-fish)

     

  6. Chew Bear and His Tongue

    Anon hate sucks.

    Here’s a cat being all silly.

    Feel better!

     
  7. utabay:

    nazeem38:

    exxpensiveslang:

    shroomyloomyland:

    That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

    I will reblog this forever.

    Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

    THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

    MJ’s all “Stop stealing my dance moves, young man!” and that’s why we have this:

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via addictedtoflatteryandlemoncakes)

     

  8. witness-protection-with-wings:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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    i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

    Didn’t she also play a young Ellie Bartowski?

    (Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via gibberishxqueen)

     
  9. Jesus Christ, gif-maker.

    FORTY-first floor.

    FORTY-first floor.

    (Source: marvel-cast, via syntheticaesthetic)

     
  10. kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

    jawdust:

    rachelmannings:

    #infinitely better: lucy liu as james bond & natalie dormer as her bond girl

    OR LUCY LIU AS BOND AND NATALIE DORMER AS THE VILLAIN

    I’m pretty sure we all would watch all of these movies.

    NATALIE DORMER FOR BOND.

    (Source: silencehappensx, via sixbucksandwingless)