1. My Menfolk Love Doritos

    I was at LARPgames this weekend and my boyfriend (nicknamed “the Wolf”) and his older brother (who I call “Brother Bear” because he’s built like and eats like one) begged me to bring them Coke and Cool Ranch Doritos.

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  2. onamelancholyhill:

    thorinobsessed:

    tuiteyfruityundead:

    toddystuck:

    elvenkingthrandy:

    thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

    mindtriggers:

    THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

    That’s prob about 12 hours

    extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

    LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
    Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
    Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
    Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

    The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

    let’s weed out the weak ones

    I will totally do this.

    Goal #3 on the 2015 list.

    (via thousand-autumns)

     
  3. howtobeafuckinglady:

    please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

    I was thinking she looks like Lil’ Kim always wanted to look.

    And I love her gorgeous makeup.

    (via chick-in-a-box)

     

  4. Obsessed with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

    Why?

    1. Their bodies are amazing.
    2. Sydney Durso might have her eye on becoming the longest-cheering DCC, surpassing Vonceil Baker.  Vonceil was a DCC from 1972 to 1979, minus the 1975/6 season, when she was still part of the team, but took time off to have her son. Sydney is currently a seven-year veteran, having cheered from 2008 through to the current year, 2014. If she makes it next year, she ties with Vonceil.  If she makes it for two more years, she’s the new record-holder. GO SYDNEY!
    3. Brittney Schram. Goddess. Firecracker. Comedian. I ship her with Mackenzie Lee forever, and I freely admit that I adore her to the point of “Buy you a taco? Baby-girl, here’s two!”

    Off to binge-watch “Making the Team”….

     

  5. ormondhsacker:

    randsexual:

    scifigrl47:

    gingerjuju:

    I just don’t understand where this concept of ‘fake geek girls’ came from. Like, AT ALL.

    Cus when I look for fandom related stuff like 90% of the fan art and the fanfiction and the meta, zines, comics, etc. Like 90% of the shit that I’ve seen is created by women & girls.

    And all that stuff take’s a lot of work and research and critical analysis and staring at reference photos for hours.

    We are literally the most well versed and invested group in the fandom. So, like, What the fuck boys? You mad you can’t keep up?

    I saw an argument, and I can’t find it now, but it totally made sense, that there’s a gender split in fandom. Male fandom tends to be a curator fandom; male fandom collects, organizes, and memorizes facts and figures. Male fandom tends to be KEEPERS of the canon; the fandom places great weight on those who have the biggest collection, the deepest knowledge of obscure subjects, the first appearances, creators, character interactions.

    Female fandom is creative. Females create fanart, cosplay, fanwritings. Female fandom ALTERS canon, for the simple reason that canon does not serve female fandom. In order for it to fit the ‘outsider’ (female, queer, POC), the canon must be attacked and rebuilt, and that takes creation.

    "Male" fandom devalues this contribution to fandom, because it is not the ‘right’ kind of fandom. "Girls only cosplay for attention, they’re not REAL fans!" "Fanfiction is full of stupid Mary Sues, girls only do it so they can make out with the main character!" "I, a male artist, have done this pin-up work and can put it in my portfolio! You, a female artist, have drawn stupid fanart, and it’s not appropriate to use as a professional reference!"

    In the mind of people who decry the ‘fake geek girl,’ this fandom is not as worthy. It damages, or in their mind, destroys the canon. What is the point of memorizing every possible romantic entanglement of heterosexual white Danny Rand if someone turns around and creates a fanwork depicting him as a bisexual female of Asian descent (thus subverting Rand’s creepy ‘white savior’ origins)? When Danny Rand becomes Dani Rand, their power is lessened. What is important to them ceases to be the focus of the discussion. Creation and curatorship can work in tandom, but typically, in fandom, they are on opposite poles.

    This is not to say that there aren’t brilliant male cosplayers or smashing female trivia experts, this is to say that the need of the individual fan is met with opposing concepts: In order for me to find myself in comics, I need to make that space for myself, and that is a creative force. Het white cis males are more likely to do anything possible to defend and preserve the canon because the canon is built to cater to them.

    This is genuinely the best post I have ever read.

    Comment bolded by me because effing important that’s why.

    This.  All of this.  Every single day.

    And, basically, because I know I can write better than the creators.

    (via imorca)

     
  6. captain-meowica:

    Madison always stays up with me to finish homework, but it looks like she’s about to give up on me now! 🐱💤

    I love cats.

    My cats.  Other people’s cats.

    This cat.  This cat right here.  You see that peek of tummy fur on the left?

    THAT’S WHERE MY FACE GOES.

    *snuggle!cuddle!motorboat*

     

  7. Let’s spread a bit of positivity!

    sixbucksandwingless:

    thatsgrape:

    Just write “I like you” & “I love you”, in this order,and in your native language. You can write it in more than one, if your multilingual. 

    French:

    Je t’aime bien.

    Je t’aime.

    German:

    Ich mag dich.

    Ich liebe dich.

    English: I like you.

    I love you.

    Also, since I know a little bit of French, je t’aime bien and je t’aime :)

    Spanish (which I learned before English):

    Tu me gusta.

    Yo te quiero. (I love you [pants!feelings + heart!feelings])

    Yo te amo. (I love you. [heart!feelings]

    Yo te deseo. (I love you. [major pants!feelings + a bit of heart!feelings])

     

  8. It’s kind of sad that I use Tumblr to track my period.

     
  9. shamelesslyunladylike:

    lesradicalfeminisms:

    tumbling-torterra:

    a-strawbarry:

    houseofheavy:

    etspiritusvitae:

    the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

    Yes it is.

    so is the male body

    it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

    OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

    *~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

    The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

    The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

    The male body is a deformed female body.  

    We all start off as female in the womb (which is why men have nipples), and lack of exposure or insensitivity to androgens can cause an XY human to develop into a phenotypical female (Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome - check it out).

    Funny that Aristotle thought it was the other way around.

    (Source: deadlyart, via syntheticaesthetic)

     

  10. Silver Linings Playbook

    This movie is Philadelphia.

    There’s a part of us that is dirty and sloppy, and we love that.

    We say things to mask the things we don’t think we can say because our feelings are so fucking tender and raw and vulnerable that we cover them with a mantel of “whatever, fuck it.”

    We have inappropriate conversations at inappropriate times.

    We joke about things that you shouldn’t joke about.

    Then we say we’re sorry and we forgive and move on.

    And even if we’re mad at someone, if they are a family member, we will beat the shit out of anyone who speaks ill of or who raises a hand to them.

    If you’re uncomfortable with how mental illness is portrayed in this movie, consider that it’s not the way mental illness is portrayed, but how it’s portrayed by Philadelphians.

    Because this movie, it’s us.

    The City of Brotherly Love and Sisterly Affection, and also Foot-in-Mouth Disease.